If ANYONE knows how to start these introduction things, please let me know. Thanks.
No, but really.
So, I'm Cece and since you're going to be seeing a lot of me over the next year, I thought it would be good to start off knowing who on earth I am. Introductions are boring because yeah I'm Indian, yeah I don't sound it, yeah the weather in Scotland must be a nightmare after tropical Bombay. WE GET IT. You need to know some real stuff, so here's what's important:
NUMMMBEEERRR 1: If you spot me discussing how to murder someone with poison, which is virtually undetectable and how to get away with it (which is A LOT), I'm not creepy. I STUDY FORENSICS. I'm allowed.
2. If you think I'm little and harmless at 5'1", wait till you hear me rap Look at Me Now by Chris Brown. I was sat in front of a YouTube video for three hours trying to decipher what Busta Rhymes was on about, BUT STILL. Wait till you hear me.
3. I'm part of the Drama Society at Abertay, and I audition for ALL my roles using the same Katherine monologue from The Taming of the Shrew, so I'm a weird human-genre called hip-hop-Shakespeare. (Psst...if you see me around, say hip-hop-Shakespeare and you'll find an instant friend in me.)
4. I leave a verse of handwritten Bukowski poetry in a very public place of every country I visit. It's weird; don't ask.
5. Additional Secret: I'm in fourth year now. So beware if you ever ask me how I'm doing. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT ask if you are not prepared to know details of my dissertation because I spent four months thinking about it AND NOW I MUST TELL YOU.
So yeah, that's about it. I know I said here's what's important, but none of this really is and I'm too lazy to go back and change it. But here, if you really want to know what's important, wait till I've been drinking and quietly murmur "Clay really took a long time to listen to those tapes...".